Freeze Dried Monster Parts

Freeze Dried Monster Parts

$6.99
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Freeze Dried Monster Parts

Freeze Dried Monster Parts

$6.99

Fresh From the Lab. Handle With Care.

Farmer Marrs has done the unthinkable. We've captured, freeze-dried, and bagged genuine Monster Parts — and they're ready for consumption. Each bag contains an assortment of mysteriously shaped, hauntingly flavored freeze-dried candy that crunches like nothing from this world.

What's inside? That's classified. But we can confirm they're delicious.

🧟 Unidentified flavors of unknown origin
💀 Airy, spine-tingling crunch
⚗️ Small batch, made in our (totally normal) facility
🔬 No monsters were harmed in the making of this product*

*We can't actually confirm that.

Warning: Contents may cause spontaneous haunting, insatiable snacking, and a sudden urge to check under the bed.

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